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Old World Pastime – European Baseball In Hack Haiku

Posted on May 2, 2011 by philipp

John Miller, a Belgian-American journalist, and a player/coach for the Brussels Kangaroos, is in his fourth year of writing Old World Pastime, a take on baseball as lived in 21th century Europe.

At Old World Pastime
Summer prose, and poetry
Like speed and finesse

What’s haiku? Here’s yes:
Why, five syllables, then comes
Seven, five. Great funs!

Theme should be seasons
And some bittersweet wisdom
No, we throw spitballs

And rhymes for jive calls
Like the five-tool big playa
‘time flashes sick knives

Summer is alive!
Always breakfast and ballgame
Thus, 25 years

I have other gears:
Food, love, work, Springsteen, Shakespeare
But hardball is thread

Ways to live instead
Of living way too serious
(Get out these days much?)

Euroball’s soft touch
We play for love, not money
Make baseball, not war

The game’s ever more
Richer for its players here,
Nettuno, Haarlem

Rotterdam, Brussels
Brno, Madrid, Regensburg
Paris, Milano

Bust, Soriano?
We dig fantasy baseball,
MLB.COM

See Yankee Stadium
When we check out le New York
Records remember

Spring to September
Long seasons lead us onwards
Diamonds consume us

Magic cool-aid bus
To sublime, ridiculous
Welcome to the hive

Baseball bees will strive
Solid rock physics, not books
For brawn and not brains

Baseball’s magic names:
Bonds, Niekro, DiMaggio,
Gwynn: Hall of Fame gold

But here’s to Sam Fuld
A big leaguer, and a nerd
Hero to our kinds

Like Euroball finds
See Kepler, Rick VandenHurk
Inspire our green springs

And history brings
A tale to each, offer talks of
Kriek/krak of balle/batte

We know where it at:
Mister-Baseball Old World ‘time
Haiku, first inning!

Send your (European) baseball haiku, and other thoughts, to oldworldpastime@gmail.com. Yes I know this isn’t exactly what haiku is meant to be, but it’s my column.

Kendrey Maduro is greeted by his Dutch teammates after hitting his second homer in Group A play at the 2022 U18 European Championship in Hluboka, Czechia. Credit: mister-baseball.com.
Southpaw pitcher Dominic Scheffler became Switzerland's first born-and-raised talent to sign with an MLB organization when he signed with the Cincinnati Reds in 2023. Credit: Roger Savoldelli.
Marek Chlup hustles for third base during North Greenville University's March 27, 2021, game against Salem University. The Prague-born Chlup, who competed at the 2023 World Baseball Classic with Czechia, won the 2022 NCAA D2 national championship with NGU. Credit: North Greenville Athletics.
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